Gisher for kids part IX : Energy

Hi there again, today we are going to talk about candy. Do you have a favorite candy? You do? You can probably get your favorite candy at every candy store right? Now I want you to imagine that the people that make your favorite candy have announced they will stop making it one year from now. There are several ways you could react to this news.

One of these ways would be for you to try and encourage everyone to eat less of that candy, and by doing so, make it last longer. Another way you could deal with this problem is to look for another brand of candy that would work as a replacement for your favorite candy. The smartest thing to do would be to try and eat less of your candy, at the same time try and find a replacement for it.

Adults have a similar problem with what is called gasoline, which is the stuff that makes their cars run. They know they do not have an unlimited supply of it, and that eventually it will all be gone. Adults could have applied more effort to find a replacement for gasoline, and they could’ve worked much harder to use less of it. Adults have not done either of these things. What they have done, is something that really isn’t that smart.

They are now using more gasoline than ever before. It’s like they have invited a bunch of fat kids over to eat all of their candy even faster than they did before. The adults buy bigger cars that use more gas than their old ones did. That isn’t very smart is it? Adults do not always do the smartest things. Hopefully when you get older, you will show them how to do things right.

Halliburton sponsors today’s funny, not funny word: Gluttony.

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